The Hamster Wheel:
Our office of ridiculousness. The place where all the cool stuff goes down. And by cool, we mean crazy. Also, this blog, where we record said nonsense. Yes, all of this actually happens. In real life. With real people. We mean real hamsters. We've just changed names to protect identities. Because we're really a super-secret organization of super-powered hamster writers.Wait, did we just say that? Whoops.
Méli, the Head Hamster:
If you're wondering who's doing all the yelling, it's probably me. But it's nice yelling, and not at all terrifying (sometimes...usually). When Emerson fails to make me laugh I tell myself jokes and remind myself that in my head, I'm the all-powerful magical mistress of word-dom. Don't laugh. It's true.
My superpowers:
Highly adept at imitating Geekness
Uber-duper productivity
Connecting dots that don't exist
Doodling on windows
No typos. Ever. EVER.
Emerson, the Minion:
I'm the supernerd in the office, and proud of it! I'm also the queen of typos and awkwardness. And the comic relief. Plus, I'm Méli's minion and like to make her life a bit more crazy (and/or sane) than the other hamster peeps in the office. I'm gonna go doodle something now. Kthnxbye!
My superpowers:
Power referencer of obscure Geekness
Super procrastinator
Highly adept at making the Head Hamster laugh
Extra random
Typos of Destruction
