Say wha--?

He Who Shall Not Be Named has an interesting approach to grammar.  Let's just say that talkin' purty ain't one o' his strong points.  No, he's not a hick. He's just very...interesting.  Here are a few golden nuggets from our most recent meeting:

"You know, putting value in the title will really show people what the value is."

"Nah, I ain't never doin' that."

"So I'm f*****g looking at this and I just wanna know, what the f*** is this?"

"People just don't wanna read s***.  Here's what I want you to do...  K, look at ABC here; we gotta make it shorter.  And then add a couple of reviews and some links to Facebook and Twitter.  Now, make sure you get a good list of what XYZ is, and describe it really well.  Just don't let it get too long, all right?"

Ah, yes. Thank you.  That was very clearly put.