Everyone needs a reason to like themselves, right? Well, this is one of the many reasons why Emerson and I think we are just the coolest people on the planet:
M: "So I went in and said 'Hi' to Scissors."
E: "Oh, yeah? What'd he say?"
M: "Eh, just asked how I was doing. I told him I was awesome because of the lunch in my tummy."
E: "I'm sure he liked that."
M: "Of course he did. He asked how I was and I said, 'Oh, man, soooo good, because I just ate this steak quesadilla, and it was like, you know, Chuck Norris and a magical unicorn got together and decided to make lunch, only they made too much, so they gave me their leftovers and now...now life is just fantastic.'"
E: *she laughs*
M: "And then Scissors said that he hopes Chuck didn't make the quesadilla out of the unicorn. Which makes me wonder, what do you think a unicorn steak quesadilla would taste like?"
E: "Rainbows. Duh."
*Please note that no magical unicorns were harmed in the making of Méli's steak quesadilla, but if they were, they tasted like glorious rainbows and deserve monuments erected in the honor of their tasty qualities.
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