IMPORTANT

This is very important.  Just as important, say, as I am.  At least, that's what I yelled to the entire office as Emerson left for the day.

...I definitely should have expected someone to respond.  That happens, you know, when you yell things.  People tend to, oh, you know, say something in return.

"I am important!" I yelled.  "I provide essential services to this company!"

"No, you don't," Cheese Nips yelled back.



Huh.  Guess I'm not so important after all.  Or maybe Cheese Nips is just a turd.  (Except not, because we like Cheese Nips.  Both the human and the edible, delicious snack).





P.S. Emerson thinks she's more important! Hah! (yeah, I hijacked the keyboard. Mwahaha)