Most manufacturers recommend that you apply sunscreen underneath the bikini fabric, which, to Emerson and me, just sounds like they're asking for skin cancer and awkward moments. We have to make it sound like a great idea that will solve all your pasty-white issues. What do you think of our write-up so far?
Don't you hate it when your toaster blackens half of your toast and leaves the other half only mildly squishy? The same thing happens when you lay out in a regular swimsuit. But if you get a magical tan-through bikini, the only thing you'll have to worry about is getting sunscreen in all those hard-to-reach places. That and being followed by admirers who want to lather your perfectly toasted body with butter.
Did we mention that it's a one-size-fits-all bikini? Yeah, that's a fantastic idea.
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